1．we two who and who？ 咱倆誰跟誰阿 cad1eOT'  
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ d#7 z N  
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你 D6Ov]E:fa  
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ KfJF9!U*?  
together up ！ 你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！ Eugt~j3  
5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have Ni IX^&N1  
nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，無事退朝 7SYU^GD  
6．you me you me 彼此彼此 2#'{
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7．You Give Me Stop!! 你給我站�。� +GMM&6<  
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之為知之，不知為不知... ,c_[`q\  
9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 _5#f9,m1  
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! K'N`rx.7  
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！ EOhUr=5~  
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 Q%~b(4E^7P  
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 車禍現(xiàn)場描述 0}$",M!p  
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 WQ4:='(  
14．go past no mistake past 走過路過，不要錯過 8^ju=  
15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! @TC_XU)&  
　小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? Sj{z  
小明：I am sorry five! g<oSTAw  
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! {/12.y=)~  
　　要錢沒有，要命一條 [r_,BH\nu  
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 3EB8ls2  
18．you have two down son。你有兩下　

哈哈哈哈，噴水~~~~~~~~~~

引用一句方言：lz服都服了.

呵呵，flashcat這句引用，正好是我想說的，四川方言。

走 召 弓 雖

laugh down big tooth!

看看我們中國人的英文水平吧,這就是為什么每年有那么多同學(xué)過不了CET4的原因.呵呵.

不求聞達(dá)于網(wǎng)絡(luò) f?#:@ zcL  
但求開心此時代 6S])IA&VJ  
!!!

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"18．you have two down son。你有兩下"最后少了一個"子"..................